This week, I'm sick n' self-quarantined. Can the golden era of Nickelodeon kids sitcoms help cure what ails me?

Ingredients

• 2 pieces fried chicken

• 8-10 cough drops, unwrapped

• 2 whole eggs

• 2 sardines

• Hot sauce (Tapatio)

• 4 marshmallows

• Yellow mustard

• Orange Soda

• ½ cup pickle juice

Method

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

1. In a blender, place 2 pieces of fried chicken, handful of unraveled cough drops, 2 whole raw eggs including the shells, 2 sardines, a few drops of hot sauce, a handful of marshmallows, a generous squeeze of yellow mustard, ½ cup of pickle juice and covering all the ingredients with orange soda. 

2. Blend together until all the ingredients have been blended together into a smoothie like texture.

3. Don’t drink it.